MY CONFESSION


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Brethren and Sistren:

 

I have a terrible secret I must confess.

 

I AM A SERIAL KILLER ! ! !

 

Yes, whenever I see a steaming bowl of Cream of Wheat, I get this irresistible compulsion to immediately devour and destroy it.

 

Not only that, but if you were to join with me in watching a series of suspenseful Hollywood movie sequels, I'd very probably open my big mouth and ruin the plot for you by prematurely revealing the surprise ending.

 

I'm also a notorious heroine addict.

 

You see, I just ADORE females!

 

I'm also known to regularly use Coke, but only when I can't get a Pepsi-Cola.

 

Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!

 

Hardee har har!

 

Heh! Heh! Heh!

 

Thank you.

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Anatess I really e enjoyed dad at comedy barn it made me laugh so hard it hurt. Had to watch it a 2nd time. Thanks for sharing I'm going to share it tonight at fhe

 

We were there at the Comedy Barn - on a different night as this event - and that same comedian had a few skits and man... I couldn't breathe from laughing so hard... and that's without that nyuk-nyuk-nyuk laughing guy!  I couldn't imagine having been in the audience that night - I would probably have to be sent to the ER.  LOL!

 

My kids' favorite is the ventriloquist.  Both my kids got to go up on stage to help out on one skit (it was a Christmas themed show that night) and they had the time of their lives.  That's really the best thing about that Comedy Barn - it is just plain good old family fun that puts stitches on your side from age 6 to 106...

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